THE INTERVIEW

Akpos and johnny went for an interview for employment.
Johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office; (the manager asking johnny questions).
Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria.
Johnny: General Aguiyi Ironsi.
Manager: When was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated.
Johnny: 1914.
Manager: That is good of you..
Manager: Question no 3, is it true that the cure for HIV/AIDS has been discovered
Johnny: eehm,yes but not scientifically proven.
Manager: good way of answering questions, please can you wait for us outside; we would attend to you later...
(when Johnny went outside; Akpos asked him)..
Akpos: Johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers!!!
(as Johnny was about to tell Akpos the questions and answers, the manager shouted from inside 'NEXT'.. Akpos then said to Johnny)..
Akpos: Ok tell me only  the answers.
Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven
(mumu Akpos got to the interview, after exchanging greetings, the manager told him to sit down)
Manager: Please sir, What is your name?
Akpos : General Aguiyi Ironsi
(manager obviously confused)
Manager: Please, what year were you born?
Akpos: 1914
Manager: (angry, **shouting**)Are u mad?!!!
Akpos: yes, but not scientifically proven