DIFFERENCES IN INBOX

Comparing a lady's inbox to a guy's inbox
A LADY'S INBOX:

1..I love you dear (Samuel)
2..Can i take you out tonight? (David)
3..I always feel bad when I see you with another man (Yusbamovic)
4..Sweetie don't forget the trip (MD)
5..Darling, have you seen the credit I sent to you? (Olise)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for you to be by my side (Joshman)
7..Consider it done (My oga at the top)
8..Baby, check your account balance and call me back (Chairman)
9..I love you (Joel)


A GUY'S INBOX:

1..YOUR MTN data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey MAN, give me a break! I told you I am married (Mary)
3..Don't call me again (Jane)
4..I am warning you, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother i am still expecting the money for the JAMB form (Junior)
6..I AM HUNGRY, I NEED MONEY (Mama)
7..I am in the hospital, please send me the N120,000 quick quick for the appendix operation or you can keep it and use it for my burial (Papa)
8..I have not seen my period for 3 weeks (Neighbour's daughter)